Giving up and Moving on!

Today I came to the conclusion that I will not pull my scheme to summon my fellow pilgrims to court, much to the chargrin of the Pardoner. He was really gettin into the idea. After all, we are running low on money. Yet I have bigger and more important things to worry about than mere money. After the "cat fight", I felt somewhat sad inside. You see, it was the first time that two women fought over me, which means they both have feelings for me. However, I am worried because I don't know which one I truly like. I feel torn between Ali and Madame Eglentyne. Anyone can see that it is much more important to figure out where my heart lies than how to get money. Heck, I haven' eaten all day because of this! Perhaps my buddy the Pardoner can give me some advice. I just hope I don't have to go to that no good doctor for help. He's a real lunatic! In any case, I'll probably have to explain my heart to both women. Wish me luck!