Cat Fight!!!!

The worst yet greatest thing happened today. Ali and Madame got into a fight over me of all people. It was horrible because there was hitting and scratching and yelling, but it was amazing because it was over me! Ali walked up to Madame and started screaming at her saying that i was a horrible smelly person and that she shouldn't be with me, (I think she just has a crush on me). I was stunned I had no idea what to do. Madame replied saying she thought I was very handsome and she liked me. I thought Ali's head was going to explode. They started hitting and screaming and clawing at each other. Finally the Host pulled them apart and Ali ran off on her horse.