I GIVE UP!!!

I give up on women! I was trying to find a pretty girl who would like me and now i have no one. Ali and Madame found out that I have been hanging out with both of them and they weren't very happy about it. They called me "dirty scum" and said they , "hated me more then getting stuck in the mud". So i guess they really hate me, but I don't care because I'm done with women. They are so difficult to understand and make happy. I can't seem to do anything right so i just give up. They both liked me and i screwed it up. I don't know why they got so mad that I was hanging out with both of them, but who cares I'm going back to my old ways. I'm eating all the garlic and leeks I want and I'm going to summon people left and right. Women suck and I just give up.

Quite the ladies man

Well I've thought about it for a while and I guess that I have feelings for both Ali and Madame Eglentyne. So I guess I am going to date both! I know that it is not right to cheat on girls but c'mon what is a guy supposed to do? Each girl has different qualities that I like about her and I can't just pick one, so I will date them both.

The next day:

Wow so I guess that I'm not so good on dating two girls at once because Ali saw me while I was with Madame Eglentyne. Once Ali saw me with her she came over to us and flipped out! Needless to say instead of having two girlfriends I now have none. :( I guess I am just going to go back to my normal self. Yes! If I go back to my normal self I can continue to eat garlic and leeks! :D

the best Idea !!!!

Today I went to the Pardoner for some advice. I told him about my situation with the girls and that I need help deciding who to pick. He told me that he will not help because I have not been helping with the scam on the other pilgrims and that he thought that I told some one else about it. To tell the truth, I totally forgot about it until now. You know what, I don't need his help, I have a great idea I think I will try to get with both girls and that way I won't have to make a hard decision and end up breaking someones heart. Then we all can all live happily just as long as they don't find out.

Hold on I think I heard someone in those bushes. It was probably that nosey cripple of a Squire. I doubt that he heard any thing oh well.

Giving up and Moving on!

Today I came to the conclusion that I will not pull my scheme to summon my fellow pilgrims to court, much to the chargrin of the Pardoner. He was really gettin into the idea. After all, we are running low on money. Yet I have bigger and more important things to worry about than mere money. After the "cat fight", I felt somewhat sad inside. You see, it was the first time that two women fought over me, which means they both have feelings for me. However, I am worried because I don't know which one I truly like. I feel torn between Ali and Madame Eglentyne. Anyone can see that it is much more important to figure out where my heart lies than how to get money. Heck, I haven' eaten all day because of this! Perhaps my buddy the Pardoner can give me some advice. I just hope I don't have to go to that no good doctor for help. He's a real lunatic! In any case, I'll probably have to explain my heart to both women. Wish me luck!

Cat Fight!!!!

The worst yet greatest thing happened today. Ali and Madame got into a fight over me of all people. It was horrible because there was hitting and scratching and yelling, but it was amazing because it was over me! Ali walked up to Madame and started screaming at her saying that i was a horrible smelly person and that she shouldn't be with me, (I think she just has a crush on me). I was stunned I had no idea what to do. Madame replied saying she thought I was very handsome and she liked me. I thought Ali's head was going to explode. They started hitting and screaming and clawing at each other. Finally the Host pulled them apart and Ali ran off on her horse.

Get over it and leave me alone!

Well I think I am starting to really like Madame Eglentyne. I love being with her, I enjoy her company so much! Regardless of when I am with her, I always see Ali lurking around watching us. I do not know what the heck her problem is, it is not my fault that she uses guys and didn’t really like me. I wish she would just leave me alone, go find another guy to use because as far as I am concerned I don’t ever want to talk to her again! She does nothing but agitate me anymore, I have a new woman that I like and Ali is not her!

P.S. Like the picture that I put up of Madame Eglentyne?

First Impression....

I decided that I am going to stop worrying about my appearance and smell and take my chances on the nun. I was very scared but I knew that I had to at least give it a shot. I rode up beside her on my horse and said the first thing that popped into my head, "I love garlic!" She responded with a laugh and, "I love all food!" I really think we connected and I was very excited. I hope she likes me because I think she is amazing and very unique. She has the greatest love for food that I find most intriguing about her. What I like most about her is she isn't like that floozy Ali...She is a real woman.