Cat Fight!!!!

The worst yet greatest thing happened today. Ali and Madame got into a fight over me of all people. It was horrible because there was hitting and scratching and yelling, but it was amazing because it was over me! Ali walked up to Madame and started screaming at her saying that i was a horrible smelly person and that she shouldn't be with me, (I think she just has a crush on me). I was stunned I had no idea what to do. Madame replied saying she thought I was very handsome and she liked me. I thought Ali's head was going to explode. They started hitting and screaming and clawing at each other. Finally the Host pulled them apart and Ali ran off on her horse.

Get over it and leave me alone!

Well I think I am starting to really like Madame Eglentyne. I love being with her, I enjoy her company so much! Regardless of when I am with her, I always see Ali lurking around watching us. I do not know what the heck her problem is, it is not my fault that she uses guys and didn’t really like me. I wish she would just leave me alone, go find another guy to use because as far as I am concerned I don’t ever want to talk to her again! She does nothing but agitate me anymore, I have a new woman that I like and Ali is not her!

P.S. Like the picture that I put up of Madame Eglentyne?

First Impression....

I decided that I am going to stop worrying about my appearance and smell and take my chances on the nun. I was very scared but I knew that I had to at least give it a shot. I rode up beside her on my horse and said the first thing that popped into my head, "I love garlic!" She responded with a laugh and, "I love all food!" I really think we connected and I was very excited. I hope she likes me because I think she is amazing and very unique. She has the greatest love for food that I find most intriguing about her. What I like most about her is she isn't like that floozy Ali...She is a real woman.

the tale!!!

That Friar's tale made me so mad. I think I will get back at him while telling my tale. I think I will make it about a Friar who goes to hell with an Angel and sees the fate of all Friars, but the tale goes a little like this. A Friar goes to an ill man's house and starts asking of many things such as gold and food, and in doing this he makes sermons to preach to the couple. As he is preaching he is insulting the man and the man becomes angered and says that he has a gift for the friar and tells him that it is under his buttocks. So the friar reaches under the mans buttocks and as he dose so the man farts. Now back at the convent the friar complains that he will not split what is not there to split. Then the lords servant explains how the fart can be divided and everyone but the friar thought that it was a good idea. So i think that this really got on the Friar's nerves, but to bad for him that is. HE!!! HE!!! HA!!! HA!!!