I GIVE UP!!!

I give up on women! I was trying to find a pretty girl who would like me and now i have no one. Ali and Madame found out that I have been hanging out with both of them and they weren't very happy about it. They called me "dirty scum" and said they , "hated me more then getting stuck in the mud". So i guess they really hate me, but I don't care because I'm done with women. They are so difficult to understand and make happy. I can't seem to do anything right so i just give up. They both liked me and i screwed it up. I don't know why they got so mad that I was hanging out with both of them, but who cares I'm going back to my old ways. I'm eating all the garlic and leeks I want and I'm going to summon people left and right. Women suck and I just give up.