Time for work

The way I see it, we should be able to make some money as long as we're on this pilgrimage. My buddy the Pardoner agrees...to an extent. Our overall plan is to "summon" our fellow travellers and then hope to "pardon" them, for a price of course. However, the Pardoner doesn't feel we should summon everyone to church court, only certain lucky people. I say we should do them all, I mean, look at what we're working with: A pretender of a Yeoman, a witchdoctor, a stuck up Knight and his perfect squire, a fat, lazy nun, the list goes on and on and on. And that no good Parson and his brother, that lowly plowman. They're holding us up after all, trying to help every poor person they come across in their travels. Well, they should pay closer attention to their poor companions! Now if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way!

A cure?

Today I'm going to see if the good Doctor has any cure for my leprosy, halitosis and my broken heart. I figure that since I am going to see if the Doctor can fix my broken heart, he can also cure my leprosy and bad breath so I can become more attractable for the ladies and I can go up to Ali and say "La La La La La You will never get this!" Anyway, the Doctor told me to fix my halitosis by brushing my teeth and cut down on eating my favorite foods which is garlic and leeks. As for my leprosy, he told me he couldn't fix that which bums me out. :( But he did give me some advice for my broken heart. He asked my sign and I told him that I was a Libra and he told me the new moon Oct 11 in your sign is a fabulously positive time for love whether you are single or attached – have fun and enjoy yourself. During Oct, this is the month you will also make firm decisions about what you will and won’t accept within a romantic relationship. First, it is crucial to work on yourself, and then officially put yourself on the love market.

Depressed...

Wow, last night was rough. Thank God for the alcohol otherwise I would still be awake. Okay, so after I got up today the first thing I did was I went and talked to Ali. I opened up and told her everything. I told her how I felt about her and then I asked her why she was married 5 previous times. After an awkward moment of silence, she told me that she uses guys. She likes to feel powerful and in control of her men. After awhile she gets bored with them and convinces them to divorce her. And during some marriages she found another guy and married them once she was single. Basically, she told me that she was a floozy! I guess I should of listened to the Pardoner but instead I let my heart make my decisions instead of my mind.

Is there something?

The more I talk to Ali, the more I fall in love with her. My buddy, the Pardoner, keeps telling me to stay away from her because there is something about her that he is not sure about. Oh well, all that matters is how I feel about her and we all know that I really like her.

Later that day:

I think what the Pardoner said is starting to get to me because now I keep wandering why she was married 5 times. Is there something that I don't know about her? Does she have 6 toes or something? Oh man, this is going to keep me up all night wondering. I guess I am going to go drink myself to sleep.