the tale!!!

That Friar's tale made me so mad. I think I will get back at him while telling my tale. I think I will make it about a Friar who goes to hell with an Angel and sees the fate of all Friars, but the tale goes a little like this. A Friar goes to an ill man's house and starts asking of many things such as gold and food, and in doing this he makes sermons to preach to the couple. As he is preaching he is insulting the man and the man becomes angered and says that he has a gift for the friar and tells him that it is under his buttocks. So the friar reaches under the mans buttocks and as he dose so the man farts. Now back at the convent the friar complains that he will not split what is not there to split. Then the lords servant explains how the fart can be divided and everyone but the friar thought that it was a good idea. So i think that this really got on the Friar's nerves, but to bad for him that is. HE!!! HE!!! HA!!! HA!!!