A cure?

Today I'm going to see if the good Doctor has any cure for my leprosy, halitosis and my broken heart. I figure that since I am going to see if the Doctor can fix my broken heart, he can also cure my leprosy and bad breath so I can become more attractable for the ladies and I can go up to Ali and say "La La La La La You will never get this!" Anyway, the Doctor told me to fix my halitosis by brushing my teeth and cut down on eating my favorite foods which is garlic and leeks. As for my leprosy, he told me he couldn't fix that which bums me out. :( But he did give me some advice for my broken heart. He asked my sign and I told him that I was a Libra and he told me the new moon Oct 11 in your sign is a fabulously positive time for love whether you are single or attached – have fun and enjoy yourself. During Oct, this is the month you will also make firm decisions about what you will and won’t accept within a romantic relationship. First, it is crucial to work on yourself, and then officially put yourself on the love market.